• “Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?” — Asked of a waitress.
• “Just the chicken.” — The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
• “Would you like cream and sugar with that?” — Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
• “Do you want cheese on that?” — Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
• “You want fries with that?” — Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
• “Do you want onions on that?” — A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
• “Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?”
• “Do you get rice with your fried rice?”
• “I’m sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs.” — A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
• “Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?” — A waitress.
• “Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?” – Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.
• “Do you want that in a bag?” — Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.
• “Is this for here or to go?” — Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.
• “What’s the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?”
• “What’s the difference?” — Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.
• “Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing.” — A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.
• “How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?”
• “How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?”
• “Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?”
• “Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?”
• “Would you like the sale price?” — A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.
• “That’s not an animal. It’s a mammal.” — Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.
• “Does your ice cream contain dairy products?” — A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.
• “Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls — do they have ham in them?” – A customer at a bakery cafe.
• “Don’t you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?” — Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.
• “This is to go.” — Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.
• “I’d like a large Pepsi pizza.” — A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, “Wait, Chuck, is that right?”

Giraffe Test

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend …. Except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.